I used to teach 5th grade, and the day I figured out that it didn’t matter what I said to my kids as much as how they heard what I said, I became a good teacher. “Be quiet” to me was a simple command that meant, “If I hear another sound I will burn your future to ash.” But depending on the student, it might mean ” I can talk, just not as loudly as before.” Was a differing interpretation of words the culprit in every case? No. But more often than not, finding a different/better way to explain what I wanted and why was the key to moving forward.

In the same way, coaches and athletes can have different interpretations of words. A coach saying “keep your stomach tight” might get one athlete to brace themselves better, but might cause another to suck in their gut like someone just whipped out a camera at the beach.

Things get even more complicated when we start talking about things with emotional baggage like personal goals. An athlete saying,  “I want to lose weight” is probably “I want to look better”  which is actually “I need to improve body composition by losing fat and gaining muscle” which is actually “my nutrition is going to determine success more than what I do in the gym.” To get to the real meaning behind the words might take some digging, and is something both the coach and athlete need to be consciously committed to figuring out together.

As coaches, it’s our responsibility to figure out what words to use with whom in order to be the best coach for them (italics). As athletes, we might need to be better at expressing our understanding with our coaches so they can get a better idea on how to help us improve.

Process and Product

Screwdrivers and hammers. Both are tools that accomplish similar things, they just work a bit differently. There are strengths and weaknesses of each, and both can be used to create something epic. But nobody brags about their hammer or claims that it’s the only thing that can build a house. You wouldn’t say “Yeah, the house I just built is beautiful, but check out this hammer!” Focusing on the tools instead of on the process and the product is missing the point. 
Equipment is equipment and not moral high ground. Barbell Justice Warriors make it seem like you can’t test whether or not someone is fit unless you put giant pieces of rubber on a pole thing and see how fast they can lift it. The cinder-block lifting, “I train in a farmhouse in the snow of Siberia without equipment so shut up you crybabies” crew is the CrossFit equivalent of “When I was your age, I had to walk to school in the snow uphill both ways!!!”

How you use the tools and what you create with them is what matters. I get where both sides are coming from – barbells are a great tool, a test of fitness and have served as a centerpiece in CrossFit for the last few years. The “cinder blocks and sandbags” crew believes you can do a lot with a little, and that huge fitness doesn’t require a huge bank account. 

But all this banter about barbell vs. other pieces of equipment is misdirection. It’s not the about the means, it’s about the process and the product. Decide what you want and then use the right tools (all of them) to get it. 





Pros and Cons

Project Warhorse is designed for people we’ve dubbed “the hardcore casual” – athletes who want more/more serious training than a typical class but also have primary goals other than becoming an elite level CrossFit athlete. Gaining strength, creating muscle, building an engine all while incorporating strongman, bodybuilding, and aerobic work into the constantly varied fitness bubble. ~There are some negatives of this philosophy of programming. “Serious athletes” are willing to throw a lot of money at coaches if they think it will help them make Regionals/the Games/win. Telling a group of people with a lot of money and competitive aspirations that we will snatch and clean and jerk once or twice a week, do bicep curls, only start kipping movements two or three months out from the Open, and do a crap ton of work where I tell you “DON’T GO AS HARD AS YOU CAN” isn’t a good way to make the most money in the soonest amount of time. 

Having two Bro Sesh days, four aerobic days, a “strongman” day and majority of the training year to be dedicated to build strength and aerobic capacity “isn’t CrossFit”. 

But there are gigantic pros. I love the training. I’m ten weeks into Project Warhorse, and there hasn’t been a day where I’ve been like “yeah, no part of me wants to do this.” Numbers that should be going up are going up, and number that should be going down are going down. I don’t hurt in a way that makes me question whether my training is good for my long term health. When I have to hit something disgusting and hard, I have the mental and physical energy to do it. 

Above all it seems that I’ve fallen in with a pretty awesome group of like-minded people. People that are serious about their training…but not too serious. We talk about getting bicep veins…a lot. So. Many. Donuts. On a weirdly regular basis, I have people that are giving me their money for programming say things like, “How I can help you more?” Crazy. I get texts from people about how they love the work and that makes me feel like running into burning houses to save cats, and I hate cats. 

It’s a cool thing, this fitness + people.

One of our primary goals in training is to make powerful movements aerobic – it’s not enough to “go fast”, we need to be able to go fast and sustain that speed over time, and that speed needs to be able to be maintained regardless of movement. “Engine building” can’t be relegated to run/bike/row – even though those are powerful tools – because neither GPP or competitive fitness is simply run/bike/row. Being able to navigate movement with different load, power, and complexity requirements is a skill that has huge carryover, regardless of training goals. ~

Today’s primary work:

A) EMOMx16
Minute 1: 12 DB snatches 50/35 (5 right then 5 left) + 5 Burpees
Minute 2: DUBS
Minute 3: 12 Wall balls 20/14 + 5 Burpees
Minute 4: Assault Bike -then rest 2 minutes before proceeding to B-

B) For 16 minutes:
Run 200m
10 Russian kettlebell swings 70/53 (tension/fast turnover is more important than bell height)
8 Strict Pull-ups

-then rest 2 minutes before proceeding to C

C) For 16 minutes:
20 Cal Row
10 dynamic push-ups (see video in tips)
5 renegade man-makers 35s/25s

Snatches and Waffles

In college we had a cafeteria that was open from 7am to 7pm, and the meal plan let you eat there as many times as you wanted. Senior year we decided we wanted to camp out in the cafeteria for the entire twelve hours it was open. We made it about six hours before we got bored and left. But it had a bunch of waffle machines, and those were awesome. 

Seeing this picture made me think about how I haven’t had a waffle in years, and that made me sad. 

snatcher: @aemd324 





Hundreds of movements in infinite combinations of reps, times, intensities, variations, loads, HOLY CRAP SO MUCH OF THE FITNESS THINGS. If you haven’t created a neat little machine called “a system” that gobbles up all of this chaotic STUFF, organizes it, and churns out improved fitness, YOU. ARE. SCREWED.

My system goes something like this: movement pattern – energy systems – transferability. Those little hyphens between the three words holding them together? Those are called “Have Fun and Do Awesome Things”. I do or don’t do things in my programming because my system tells me what to do. I choose movements, combine them with other movements, organize them into a week and then into a six week block and then into a year because my system says “do this”. There’s play involved and a lot of creativity, but the system keeps us on track. 

If you’re writing or choosing the programming for your gym, what’s the system you use to make those choices? Where are your people now, where do they need to go, and how are you going to get them there? …or are you just doing stuff? 

If you’re following programming written by a coach, what’s their system? Do you know it AND can you see it in the programming? ….or are you just doing stuff? 

Power Hour: Wednesday May 10

5 Rounds –
Empty Yoke walk 100Ft
Kettlebell/dumbbell Farmers walk 100ft
Kettlebell/dumbbell overhead walk
Sled push 100ft

Strength Endurance A:
6 Rounds: 100ft Yoke walk
-Find a moderate weight to start, and build in small jump as the rounds progress. The goal today is to find a heavy weight, but one that can be controlled with balance, tension, and great technique.
*After each round of Yoke Walks, perform 5-7 heavy sandbag squats (sub goblet squats)

Strength Endurance B:
6 Rounds:
You can perform these with farmer’s handles, barbells, kettlebells, or dumbbells.
Perform 5 reps with one arm, then 5 reps with the other arm. (Video shows use of straps, don’t use straps). Quality is better than quantity here – if you can solidly raise and lower the bar while maintaining an upright torso the weight is good.
*After each round, perform a max set of push-ups and 10 DB shrugs

Sled Work:
Push the sled 200m.
Rest until recovered
Do it again.
*I’m looking for something that will give a gnarly pump, so think light/moderate load.

Power Hour: Tuesday May 9

400m run, then
for 5 minutes: Row
for 5 minutes:
15 DUBs
10 russian kettlebell swings (kettlebell above the shoulder line)
5 Burpees

At 80-90% effort, not for time.
A) For 12 minutes:
35-50 DUBS
20 Cal Row
Run 400m
Rest walk about 2 minutes, then proceed to B
B) For 12 minutes:
10 DB push Press 50/35
15 Cal Assault
Run 800m
rest walk 2 minutes, then proceed to C
C) For 12 minutes:
15 russian kettlebell swings (kettlebell to above shoulder line) 70/53
12 Burpees
Run 1200m

3 sets –
Max ring rows
Max push-ups

Power Hour Training: Monday May 8

3 minutes Assault Bike – 30s hard/30s easy
3 minute Row – 30s hard/30s easy
2 rounds:
5 Wall Squats
5 kettlebell swings to middle of sternum (focus on hips and hinge)
2 rounds:
5 goblet squats
10 fire hydrant circles each leg
2 rounds:
5 back squats
5 good mornings

Back Squat: E2:15 for 8 sets, perform 4 back Squats. Start around 70%, and increase as able to a heavy final set. Perform these reps beltless.

Deadlift: E2:15 for 8 sets, perform 4 deadlifts, NOT TNG. Start around 70%, and increase as able to a heavy final set. Perform these reps beltless.\

Bulgarian Split Squats: Using dumbbells or kettlebells, perform an AMRAP set each leg using 60% of BW (scale as needed). You are aiming for 10+ reps. Rest 2 minutes between legs.
Rest 2 minutes, and repeat.
Perform an additional set on weaker leg. How to tell weaker leg? 1) The reps are more difficult using that leg or 2) You’re more off balance using that leg.

Carry: Carry a 100/70 sandbag 400m.